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Offline Cap'n Coconuts

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2013, 06:50:49 PM »
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[21:46:00 03/31/13] <TwistedReality616> hello, i came back from eating chocolate and vanilla sundae in a mall, any news?
[21:46:23 03/31/13] <@CapnCoconuts> Yes
[21:46:29 03/31/13] <@CapnCoconuts> you're pregnant

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2013, 07:23:10 PM »
Fresh from the world of the developers (irrelevant messages removed):

[9:34:57 PM] John Bryan Duvall: Adam, arguing with CC is like arguing with a brick wall. A brick wall that is falling over. A brick wall that elongates depending on the direction you run. And before it lands on you, let's out a deep rooted cackling you've only heard in your nightmares.

[10:00:51 PM] John Bryan Duvall: Arguing with JS is like arguing with a box of chocolates, that has a list of what flavors are inserted into the chocolates. If it says orange and you expect peach, be prepared to get slapped in the face by the maker of said chocolate. As well, if he needs moral support, a strangely maneuverable brick wall will come to his aid.

[10:01:33 PM] Adam Salvador: What about me, Mr. D?
[10:02:01 PM] John Bryan Duvall: You were flattened by brick wall, so sod off.
[10:03:13 PM] John Bryan Duvall: Arguing with you is like arguing with a tampon. Vagina.

Ouch.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2014, 06:27:38 AM »
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Oi. Evenin' nature fans! Today, we're on the hunt for the rare and elusive AuraDillo. Native to the central US, the AuraDillo feeds predominantly on bananas, and is known for it's tendency to disappear for days at a time. Quiet now, I think I hear one rustling around in yonder bushes!
[5/25/2014 10:59:40 PM] Capn Coconuts: I don't see 'im.
[5/25/2014 11:01:30 PM | Edited 11:01:46 PM] Lars: Bugger, false alarm. It's just a blue-beaked Captain Kookaburra. No worries, we're not giving up the search just yet!
[5/25/2014 11:04:05 PM] Lars: Lars throws a net randomly into the bushes
[5/25/2014 11:05:00 PM] Capn Coconuts: Capn Coconuts tries to peck Lars's eyes out
[5/25/2014 11:06:58 PM] Lars: Crikey! This one's a feisty little bugger, ain't he? Of course it's understandable, given our proximity to the territory of the Purple-scaled Alligamer!
[1:14:19 AM] Adam Salvador-Hernandez: OMG Lars. Alligamer. Ahahah

The things I wake up to in dev chat.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2014, 07:16:41 PM »
Here I am, breathing life into this decayed sticky to give you a wonderful little non sequitur from the Skype Dev Chat:

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[10:05:50 PM] Capn Coconuts: MY PANSIES ARE PRETTIER THAN YOURS
[10:06:05 PM] Mr. D : MY TULIPS LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR GARBAGE ROSES CC
[10:06:13 PM] Capn Coconuts: ;_;
[10:06:28 PM] Mr. D throws salt on CC's roses.
[10:06:50 PM] Judge Spear: Wow. Florist flame wars. Now I've seen everything.
[10:08:11 PM | Edited 7:08:19 PM] Lars: DON'T MESS WITH ME, GERTRUDE! I'LL TROWEL YOU LIKE I TROWELED THOSE BEGONIAS!
[10:08:17 PM] Mr. D : I'd tune in every week
[10:08:38 PM] Judge Spear: What it needs  is a Gordon Ramsey-like hostess
[10:08:42 PM] AuraLancer: We're insane
[10:08:43 PM] Mr. D : YOU CALL THAT BABY'S BREATH?
Mr. D spits on the baby's breath.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2014, 07:25:01 PM by Ograoum Papas »

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2014, 07:23:03 PM »


This is just sad.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2014, 11:12:14 PM »
[9/23/2014 9:06:16 PM] Mr. D : And that's how we will end smfr.
[9/23/2014 9:06:26 PM] Mr. D : ...wrong chat.
[9/23/2014 9:06:43 PM] Mr. D : :P
[9/23/2014 9:06:46 PM] Mr. D : I kid.
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[9/23/2014 9:07:01 PM] AuraLancer: Lies
[9/23/2014 9:07:14 PM] AuraLancer: We were totally just discussing it
[9/23/2014 9:07:31 PM] AuraLancer: I can't believe you guys are going to kill that character off
[9/23/2014 9:07:43 PM] Mr. D l: We have no choice.
[9/23/2014 9:07:49 PM] Mr. D : They have to die.
[9/23/2014 9:08:30 PM] AuraLancer: You're just copying MKF. Just because Mega Man dies in it
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[9/23/2014 9:09:07 PM] Mr. D : No we're not. We are trying to be original!
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[9/23/2014 9:10:38 PM] Lowell: There's no such thing as original! MKF is like Simpsons and Everybody Loves Raymond. We did all the good stuff first!
[9/23/2014 9:10:59 PM] Lowell: Wait, I meant Seinfeld
[9/23/2014 9:11:03 PM] JudgeSpear: Yes. MKF did the mega crossover first
[9/23/2014 9:11:11 PM] AuraLancer: No idea where Raymond came from
[9/23/2014 9:11:25 PM] Mr. D : But we did it best!
[9/23/2014 9:11:30 PM] Mr. D : BOOM!
[9/23/2014 9:11:34 PM] JudgeSpear: hahaha
[9/23/2014 9:11:36 PM] UG: So does that make SMFR Friends?
[9/23/2014 9:11:41 PM] AuraLancer: Your mom did it best
[9/23/2014 9:11:46 PM] UG: HAHAHA
[9/23/2014 9:11:46 PM] Mr. D : D: 1 Aura: 0
[9/23/2014 9:11:54 PM] Mr. D : ARGH
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 04:29:10 AM by Ograoum Papas »

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2015, 08:14:32 PM »
I decided to play RuneScape for a bit. In my clan chat there was small talk about the weather. I was told it was hot in Kansas, which inexplicably sent me right into Cloud Cuckooland.

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TheReckoned: Devil, Westboro Baptist, Calvinist, Devil again and now kittens... Your train of thought is awesome.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #67 on: October 11, 2016, 05:55:31 PM »
Dee - Today at 8:50 PM
lol
We should be President/Vice President
we'd just alternate
UGamer81 - Today at 8:51 PM
Lol yes
Dee - Today at 8:51 PM
Part-Time President Dee
Part-Time Vice President but Full-Time Mexican Salvador
COMING TO YOU LIVE!
UGamer81 - Today at 8:52 PM
In this muthafuckin' house
The WHITE House
Check yo privlege!
BITCH!!
Dee - Today at 8:52 PM
Could you imagine?
Us two
two Spanish men
one gay
the other one is me
UGamer81 - Today at 8:53 PM
fuck you D