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Offline AuraLancer

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Chat Quotes!
« on: August 02, 2011, 09:31:56 PM »
Post your chat Quotes here.  I'll start with some oldies:







Del wanting to make a Crash level since 2009, interesting.










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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 03:02:37 AM »
And I'll just paste bunch from the old forums here:
Quote from:  Steam chats
13:00 - Nerfed ?: I just had sex
13:01 - Nerfed ?: with a jelly bean
13:01 - Dr. Cat: Good to know
13:01 - Nerfed ?: you should try it, it's really good
13:01 - Dr. Cat: ...I think you are broken
13:01 - Nerfed ?: why? DON'T YOU APPROVE OF ORAL SEX?
13:01 - Nerfed ?: WITH FOOD?

22:59 - D-TurboKiller: Ohboy lets analyze some ancient scriptures in the walls and guess based on scarce documental information
22:59 - D-TurboKiller: and little info around the surrounding areas too I guess
22:59 - Dr. Cat: Spoilers, Snape kills Dumbledore at page 563
23:00 - D-TurboKiller: goddamn it all
Quote from:  Skype
[6:06:47 ðì] Aduro: Dante was so angry, he picked up a Cheese from a table and threw it verbally on the Vic Viper.

Vic: (11:39:12 PM) Dvv: ...or catgirl naoto in a swimsuit
Vic: (11:39:16 PM) Vic: hnnnnnngh
Keiang: wasn't gonna
Keiang: just that first part
Keiang: vic
Keiang: hands up
Keiang: keep it on your keyboard
Vic: I CAN'T
Vic: I CAN'T DO IT KEVIN
Vic: IT'S STRONGER THAN ME
Keiang: alkdhgaldk
Keiang: VIC
Keiang: GET A DAMN
Keiang: CROWBAR
Keiang: IF YOU HAVE TO
Vic: FUCK IT'S TOO LATE
Keiang: OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE
Keiang: IT'S IN DANTE'S SM WOUNDS

(9:22:36 PM) Syph: And I use Morrigan because she has always been a favorite of mine.
(9:23:35 PM) Keiang: SYPH
(9:23:36 PM) Keiang: STOP
(9:23:37 PM) Keiang: FAPPING
(9:23:41 PM) Keiang: YOU ARE NOT VIC
(9:25:11 PM) Syph: No Keiang
(9:25:16 PM) Syph: I will not
(9:25:23 PM) Keiang: :<
(9:25:28 PM) Keiang: oh god it's all over his screen
(9:25:34 PM) Syph: Once Morrigan stops being hot
(9:25:37 PM) Syph: I'll stop 

[2:06:41] Keiang: is there anyway to mute vic and sm's midnight serenade's to each other's moms?
[2:06:47] Vic: no
[2:06:48] Vic: you're a faggot
[2:06:57] HatCapitalist:
[2:07:18] Keiang: [2:06] Vic:
"no
you're a faggot"

[2:07:21] Keiang: -1 to dice roll
[2:07:24] Keiang: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
[2:07:28] Vic: whatever nigga
[2:07:35] HatCapitalist: -10 to Keiang's self esteem
[2:07:39] Keiang: [2:06] Vic:
"no
you're a faggot"

-2 to dice roll
[2:07:40] Keiang: PFFT
[2:07:40] Vic: :ocelot:
[2:07:41] Keiang: WHAT
[2:07:43] Keiang: SELF ESTEEM
[2:07:56] Vic: -2 to roll? make it -5
[2:08:44] HatCapitalist: Or better yet, -10
[2:08:47] Vic: that works
[2:09:35] Vic: if you need to go that low to boost your self esteem, keiang
[2:09:37] Vic: go ahead
[2:10:01] Keiang: self esteem
[2:10:04] Keiang: what is that seriously
[2:10:13] Vic: your mother
[2:10:22] HatCapitalist: Thing that protect's you from cat assaults
[2:10:30] Vic: either that
[2:10:31] Keiang: then i guess i don't really like self esteem if it's my mom
[2:10:42] Keiang: and cat's assault me anyway
[2:10:42] Vic: or that thing that makes you think your penis is bigger than it is
[2:10:45] Keiang: the fuckers
[2:10:54] Keiang: pfft
[2:10:59] Keiang: my penis size doesn't matter
[2:11:02] Keiang: isn't like it'll ever be used
[2:11:05] Vic: that means you lack self esteem
[2:11:09] Vic: this means you're trying to boost it
[2:11:26] Keiang: and not a single fuck was given that day
[2:11:29] Vic: subconsciously
[2:11:38] Vic: [2:11] Keiang:
"and not a single fuck was given that day"

[2:11:43] Vic: sums up your whole life pretty well
[2:11:53] Keiang: actually it does
[2:11:55] Vic: (i'm implying you'll never get laid)
[2:12:09] Keiang: [2:11] Keiang:
"my penis size doesn't matter
isn't like it'll ever be used"

[2:12:11] Keiang: so was i
[2:12:39] Vic: i come to the conclusion
[2:12:44] Vic: that
[2:13:10] Vic: keiang is not a faggot, instead, he's a black hermaphroditic asian
[2:13:23] HatCapitalist: wat
[2:13:30] Keiang: i'm black and hermaphroditic what
[2:13:31] Dante: rated V
[2:13:34] Dante: for Vic's mom
[2:13:36] Vic: that's the only logical conclusion
[2:13:41] Vic: and i'll punch you in the duck
[2:13:47] Dante: BRING IT ON
[2:13:54] Dante: COME AT ME BRO

(10:48:09 PM) Genisi: LONG AGO IN AN ANCIENT CHATROOM, I, GENISI, THE SELFISH ASSHOLE MOD OF THE CHATROOM
(10:48:18 PM) Genisi: UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
(10:48:30 PM) Genisi: BUT
(10:48:41 PM) Genisi: A MASSIVE RETARD WITH NO LOGIC
(10:48:48 PM) Genisi: STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
(10:48:57 PM) Genisi: BEFORE THE FINAL LINE WAS TYPED
(10:49:05 PM) Genisi: I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
(10:49:10 PM) Genisi: AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
(10:49:22 PM) Genisi: WHERE ITS ALL NICE AND SHIT
(10:50:03 PM) Genisi: NOW THE RETARD WISHES TO RETURN TO THE PAST
(10:50:10 PM) Genisi: AND UNDO THE NICE SHIT THAT HAPPENED
(10:50:15 PM) Genisi: GODDAMNIT MAN CUT IT OUT

Gen: Can he use his own Spit?
Qu: I don't think so.. But can he pee at super velocities?

Qu: Someone photoshop a giant rusty Gaben
Dante: But Gaben has no corners!

Qu: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/51843/965111-wolvgsoml001_dc11_page1_super.jpg
MrSM: That Looks like the hulk crawling out of The Things arse

Quote from:  IRC
Dante: Donkey Kong Country Returns is a poor Sonic game

 JudgeSpear: that's pretty much everything so fart

<Poppants> !roll d1000 for gaben's weight
<@Supdice> Poppants rolled: --> 49
<Poppants> ...WHOA
<MrSM> That is in tons right

21:03 Keiang I TORE OPEN MY ASS
21:04 Keiang AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
21:04 Keiang WHERE MY ASS IS LAW
21:04 Keiang NOW MY ASS SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST
21:04 Keiang AND UNDO THE FOOLISH SWORD THAT IS MY ASS

<Gig> butterflies are stabbing weapons, not cutting

<MageBones> YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME
<@Shard> No Keiang
<MageBones> WITH WOMEN
<@Supnitle> TITS
<@Shard> You are the Fenrir
<@Supnitle> BREASTS
<@Supnitle> ETC
<MageBones> GAH
<Keiang> http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
<Vic> BUT IT'S A GOOD DISTRACTION
<@Shard> AND THEN KEIANG WAS A CATGIRL
<@Supnitle> SMOTHERED IN FROSTING
<@Supnitle> PROBABLY
<MageBones> :D
<Keiang> ...
<MageBones> :|
<Keiang> I AM IMMUNE
<@Supnitle> whaaaaat
<MageBones> :(
<Keiang> TO FROSTING TYPE ATTACKS
<@Supnitle> ... oh fffffffffffff
<@Supnitle> timing










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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 02:20:07 PM »
D-TurboKiller: anyway I'll just go relax and do something while this thing doesn't finish
Vic: masturbate
D-TurboKiller: close enough (nope)
D-TurboKiller: Loli pyramids
D-TurboKiller: I kid, I'm just watchan moar anime and also grabban a cool game series which I'll mention in a more appropriate time
Vic: loli pyramids
D-TurboKiller: you know you want one
Vic: like... a pyramid of lolis?...
Vic: that is the best thing
D-TurboKiller: like in gymnastics bro
Vic: i cant think of a thing better than that
D-TurboKiller: You know what, I can't either
D-TurboKiller: that IS the best thing
Vic: i'm happy we agree on that
D-TurboKiller: Imminent brofist
D-TurboKiller: *brofist*
D-TurboKiller: Now you could either make 'em wear bloomers for dat true gymastics spirits
D-TurboKiller: or we could do the next best thing
D-TurboKiller: a rainbow loli pyramid, featuring every loli costume ever
Vic: do you want me to die
D-TurboKiller: of amazement? yes
Vic: i should get keiang/magebones to draw that
D-TurboKiller: I was
D-TurboKiller: thinking exactly the same thing

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2011, 04:51:25 AM »
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EDIT: UG and D duets!
Quote
John Bryan Duvall says
What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
what a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
Adam Salvador-Hernandez says
I give my life
not for honor
but
for
yoooouuuuu
John Bryan Duvall says
[snake eater]
« Last Edit: August 07, 2011, 10:27:08 AM by Mr. D »

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2011, 06:35:37 PM »
Vic: i should get keiang/magebones to draw that
D-TurboKiller: I was
D-TurboKiller: thinking exactly the same thing

NOT IT. Now it's Magebones' job.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 12:06:27 AM »
Lars says:
 JS should do an LP of MKF. He seems to be pretty damn good at Mario games. Plus we get to listen to his sexy, sexy voice. And his smooth Jamaican accent.

JudgeSpear says:
 speaking of dumbasses




<_<
« Last Edit: August 09, 2011, 12:58:45 AM by Del »

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2011, 08:33:33 PM »
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<FM> Well,
<FM> Here's a tough fact of life;
<FM> most people are big enough douchebags that they are too stubborn to change their opinion.

words of wisdom from the prophet FM

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 08:39:37 AM »
From the old forums:

(Luigi = me, Rec Games is a friend of mine) This took place over Yahoo Messenger.


luigi: Life is a box of corn flakes. It's is full of different pieces that are never exactly the same, making each box a completely different experience.... I hate corn flakes.
luigi: ~Warcheeso
Rec Games: hm
Rec Games: I like frosted flakes though
luigi: lol
Rec Games: Frosted flakes could represent a "frosted" life.
luigi: lol! I guess.. but no lives are sugar coated right from the start
Rec Games: Well
Rec Games: Some may be considered to be
Rec Games: Here's how I see it.
Rec Games: Frosted flakes
Rec Games: represents the life of someone born into the upper class
Rec Games: BUT
Rec Games: Corn flakes
Rec Games: represent the life
Rec Games: *lives
Rec Games: of those of the working-class
Rec Games: Now
Rec Games: They can "add sugar" to their life
Rec Games: But that would be hard.
Rec Games: because who the hell wants to get up and get the sugar
luigi: lmao
Rec Games: I have such wild interpretations of stuff
luigi: it's great though XD
Rec Games: not really.
Rec Games: It makes no sense whatsoever
Rec Games: and makes me look like some kind of idiot
luigi: actually, it makes perfect sense.
Rec Games: How so?
luigi: the sugar represents the "delicious" part of life that many people strive for, but not everyone becomes a Frosted Flake.
Rec Games: Yes.
luigi: I strived to become a Frosted flake, but I'm still just a plain corn flake
Rec Games: I just found a deeper meaning in corn flakes... should I be proud, or should I be admitting myself into a mental institution?
luigi: you should be proud XD not many people would understand it.
Edited by Warcheeso, Feb 12 2011, 11:07 PM.
I do Let's Plays! check out my channel at Warcheeso Productions on Youtube!

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"Life is a box of corn flakes. It's is full of different pieces that are never exactly the same, making each box a completely different experience.... I hate corn flakes." ~Warcheeso


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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 04:00:03 PM »
I prefer the plain orange Corn Flakes. Dry. Just take the bag, dig your hand in, eat handfuls of corn flakes.

Fuck yeah, optimism.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 10:01:34 PM »
KingClark: [Describes a horrifying "sexy" fanfic, which I will not divulge in because of NSFW.]
SO
Now that that's off my chest...
How about that weather?

chono: hot as fuck
AS FUCK

ArcticXero: i thought chono said that about the porn fanfic
lol

chono: oh god
i just realized how bad that can look

ArcticXero: didn't know you were into that stuff

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 10:09:07 PM »
The schmuck part of me wants to read it, though I know I really shouldn't.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 10:44:22 AM »
Qu: Wait, what were we talking about again?
SM: How Skyward Sword is a metaphor for my penis.

Ah, the Skype group.
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Offline KingClark

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 12:22:26 PM »
The schmuck part of me wants to read it, though I know I really shouldn't.

I had that feeling after the first chapter.

It was certainly not worth it. At all. Ever. Especially when you're a fan of the series in question.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 04:14:37 PM »
[7:11:00 PM] Chase Garland: Whoa, man. It's butts all the way down. We sit on our butts. Our butts sit on a couch. The couch sits on the ground. The ground sits on the Earth. The Earth sits on the universe. The universe sits on space-time foam. The space-time foam sits on the Strings. It's butts all the way down.

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Re: Chat Quotes!
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2011, 08:10:34 AM »
I swear, I revolutionized physics with that quantum revelation.
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